1/15/2014

Riddick! Save us please!

FAIL ARCHITECTURE - Grand Lisboa

FAIL ARCHITECTURE - Grand Lisboa

The Necromonger Empire has landed in Macau! Lord Marshall will unleash his troops and enslave the planet! Riddick please! Save us!

[Grand Lisboa Hotel, Macau, China by architects Dennis Lau and Ng Chun Man]


1/14/2014

A bad trip...

the Aillaud Towers - Ugly Buildings - You are not an architect

the Aillaud Towers - Ugly Buildings - You are not an architect

the Aillaud Towers - Ugly Buildings - You are not an architect

the Aillaud Towers - Ugly Buildings - You are not an architect

If I had to guess, I would say that someone designed those during a really bad acid trip on the 70's...

[the Aillaud Towers (also known as Tours Nuages) in Nanterre, a suburb of Paris, France. Designed by Emile Aillaud and built in 1977]

The Mayan water slide



Long before predicting the world's end, it seems that the Mayans were specialized in the development of water parks... Then the Spanish arrived, and stole their ideas.

1/13/2014

Make a wish

Ugly building - Crooked House - You are not an architect



I wish a runaway truck would slam against this architectonic wonder. It could be the way to fix it...

[ 'Crooked House', Sopot, Poland by arch.SzotyƄscy & Zaleski, 2004 ]

The Olympic train wreck

FAIL architecture - ArcelorMittal Orbit

FAIL architecture - ArcelorMittal Orbit

The main responsible for this Alien hive is Anish Kapoor... HE IS NOT AN ARCHITECT! See what we mean?

[ArcelorMittal Orbit, London, United Kingdom by SCULPTOR Anish Kapoor + Balmond]

1/10/2014

Is this where minions live?

Minions's house - fail architecture - you are not an architect

Minions's house - you are not an architect

Was this Eric Guillon's inspiration for creating the minions? We're pretty sure it was...

The Legoland in Malasya



These are actually photos...

[First World Hotel, Pahang, Malasya]