Want to pass? Weight loss required

Want me to go with you? Sorry, I have to begin a new diet... I'll be back here in about two weeks ok?

The building that payed the toll...

That's right, it looks like those buildings payed the tool and have the right to use that giant 8-lane highway! But the truth is quite simple. The architect somehow "forgot" that there was a planned highway in the exact same place of  the residential blocks he designed... Where's the location of this mega FAIL?! China of course... 

Many thanks to Architect Andreia Silva for this brilliant suggestion. 

The Oikema, a house of pleasure...

And now we give you a historical insight about the French Utopian architect Claude Nicolas-Ledaux. Once upon a time he drawn a master-plan for the ideal city of Chaux. Among several interesting building designs, this is by far our favorite! A "house for pleasure" or, like the author said, a "house for sexual instruction"... Whatever...

Oh Paris, such a lovely... wait, what?!

Oh yes, they've done it again! China's copycat factory is on fire! Behold Chinese Paris! Perhaps you can eat "escargôt" with chopsticks...

Oh God! ....

[ Epi Apartments, Seattle ]

Can't you see it's closed?!

Well, let's turn around, we will never get in with that closed gate...

Megazord under construction!

Yep, we have exclusive model images of Megazord after it's completion. Beware Lord Zedd, Power Rangers are still alive and kicking!

That toilet...

Cleaning those corners around the toilet? Challenge accepted!

Quite obvious...

Fortunately, this architect was not invited to design a toilets factory

[ Piano House, Huainan City, An Hui Province, China ]

Playground...

Let's play!

Not a good idea...

There was a time when someone thought that this would be a good ideia...

 [ 1 Poultry, office and retail building in London, by James Stirling ]

The Rocket Church

Ups, he did it again! Another strange-shaped church in construction not very far from that caravel of our last post, made by the same architect! Is this divine inspiration? God works in mysterious ways that's for sure... 

Thanks to Marco Oliveira for the suggestion. 

[Cristo-Rei Parish in Algés, Lisbon, Portugal by architect Troufa-Real]

The caravel-shaped church

...and now, the model! 

"We need to build a church near the site where Portuguese sailors used to set sail to conquer the New World, back in 15th century!" 

Anything better than a caravel-shaped church?!... 

[Caravel Church, Lisbon, Portugal by architect Troufa-Real]

Wheelchair Ramp Fail

After this, you will DEFINITELY need a wheelchair...

Venice Made in China

Chinese copycats are seen everywhere. They have fake iPhones, fake cars, fake clothing and... fake cities. Behold the Chinese Venice! Gondola rides included...

Looking for the temple of doom?

We bet there is some strange ritual going on inside that includes eating the brains of some live monkeys...

[Oakley Headquarters in Orange County, California, U.S.A.]

Knight Rider's garage.

K.I.T.T.! Activate Turbo Boost! We have to park!

Upside down is so cool! NOT!!!

This is a high voltage to low voltage transformer station in Azores, Portugal... Someone actually thought this would look cool! Well, it doesn't... 

Suggestion sent by Helena Botelho from Portugal

Not enough space? No problem...

This is what you get when working with a Bullshitect...

There's a gecko trying to get inside!

Haven't you noticed that there's a gecko climbing your wall? Kill it now!

[Giant Dragon Temple, Wat Samphran, Thailand]

Truly classical inspiration

Take a good look at this building. Now try to find the words to describe it. You can't? We neither...

[M2 building, Tokyo, Japan by architect Kengo Kuma, 1991] 

Some stairs...

We're still trying to understand how is this possible?! What was on the bullshitect's mind to allow something like this?! Oh wait, we know... there was nothing on his mind, not even a sign of a brain...